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Whether you’re looking for a quick hit of spank-me-daddy good time, or a nice long session, Pornhub.com is a good place for the sticky-sticky.  Hey, it must be an excellent site; it’s toting the #1 best adult site of 2008.  Not too shabby.

What makes it great:

1. Clean, simple interface that anyone can use.
2. Not crazy with the ads!
3. iPhone porn?! Wow…that’s pretty cool.
4. Easy to find exactly what tickles my fancy.
5. Videos range from a few minutes to over a half-hour.  I’ve only seen a few videos that serve as an advertisement for another site.  Even then, those were still pretty damn hot!
6. Free!
7. So nice I’m going to say it twice:  FREE!

What isn’t so nice:

The blog feature.  It’s a cool idea, but the blogs are impersonal and not very interesting IMO.

I’ve only taken a look at the free features.  There is an option to be a premium member, which is pretty costly except the trial.

• 1 day premium trial period - $1.00
• 1 month premium membership - $29.95
• 12 month premium membership - $89.99

The only advantage I can see is that a premium member can download the content.  But, hey, whatever floats your boat!

There’s also a Live Cam feature which from what I can see is free.  Nothing particularly peaked my fancy.

There you have it.  Pornhub.com is one of the best free sites out there.  It’s definitely worth a check out.

Make Your Own Sex Toys

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• Price: $14.95 (on Amazon.com)
• Description:  Giving new meaning to the expression “take pleasure into your own hands,” Make Your Own Sex Toys is a witty yet practical guide featuring how-to directions for 50 inventive DIY accoutrements. Readers can whip up the Knitted Willy Warmer for cold winter nights, get turned on with the Electro Stimu vibrator, or assemble the Mutual Member double-dildo to cheer up a lonely friend. Practical information plus easy-to-follow instructions and diagrams ensure professional results even for the crafting novice. With quick-reference sidebars, crafty improvisation ideas, and handy shortcuts, Make Your Own Sex Toys is sure to get the creative juices flowing. By Matt Pagett.

I found this book on discount a few months ago and decided to pick it up.  I honestly didn’t expect much from it, especially to find something to actually use.

As it turns out, I was right.  Don’t get me wrong, it’s a fun read, but the ideas were a little out there.  A cellphone wrapped in a condom?  That doesn’t strike me as a good thing, especially since they aren’t cheap!  And my husband and other male friends were traumatized by the idea of a microwaved pumpkin with a hole in it.

Like I said, it was fun to read, especially with a group of your friends.   The instructions were satisfyingly descriptive and sounded easy to do.  It’s just that I personally didn’t want to try any of them.

Venus Butterfly by Swedish Erotica

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• Price:  $23.99
• Site Description: Powered by a 3 AA multi-speed battery pack, you control the vibrations, sensations, and flutter of the butterfly. Wear under your clothes or while lounging around the house. This butterfly will set you free.

Let me tell you, this is one awesome toy.  You can use it alone, or like in the case of my husband and I, you can wear it during intercourse without it getting in the way.  It has a tiny controller for the speed that can be either heaven or hell in someone else’s hands (I mean hell in a good way).

When you first take it out of the box, you really don’t expect all that much from it.  The real surprise is when you turn it on.  Just like the old saying goes, good things come in small packages.  It’s damn true in the Butterfly’s case.  It’s more powerful than some other vibrators I’ve encountered in my time!

The only thing I can say is wrong with it is that the straps are annoying.  They’re just a little flimsier than I like.  That might be because I’m a big girl!  I was worried that it would rip on its first outing.  Luckily, it’s durable and in great condition.  The other problem is getting to adjust right.  It takes a few tries, so if you’re already very excited, you might want to skip the Butterfly for fun time that go.

I can’t really say enough good things about the Butterfly.  It’s discrete, sensual, powerful, and just damn good fun.  Well worth the investment.

The Classic Vibe

Ah, the vibrator.  Need more be said on it.  It’s the classic tool for getting off–the one that really started it all (for me, anyway).  Big, compact, and speeds, the vibe is the true champion of orgasm.

Do you feel a first time story coming?  You should!

I was a young girl then.  I had no idea of all that “stuff” going on “down there.”  As far as I knew then, the cooch was only for tinkling.

That was until I discovered *dramatic music* porn.

I accidentally stumbled on a bootleg copy of Debbie Does Dallas. I remembered watching a few seconds of it and wondering what was that lady doing to that hotdog! I only saw a little bit, but I found myself fascinated by it.  Over the course of a few weeks, I secretly stole viewings of the film and others on the tape.  What particularly peaked my interests was the one of the ladies and the big buzzing stick in her stuff.  She seemed to really, really enjoy it.

Not long after, I found one of those magical buzzing sticks in my very own home.  I remember it being a very hot day in the tiny air conditionerless apartment I shared with my mom. I was all alone then, bored and sleepy from the heat.  Eventually, I stumbled on to the vibrator.  Not one of those fancy ones, just a plain, big, white, loud and powerful one.  I found it terrifying and wonderful all at once.

I didn’t think about the ick factor in the fact of who the thing belonged to.  I had to know why that woman on the video liked it so much.

I stripped off all my clothes and climbed into the bed.  Shamelessly, I sprawled there, legs open.  Tentatively, I turned the sucker on and made my way between my legs.

Suffice to say, it was a-fucking-mazing.  In a matter of seconds (glorious seconds!) I had my very first orgasm.  I couldn’t believe that anything so awesome could happen to my body.

That day I got myself off about five times, a feat I haven’t been able to replicate due to sensitivity.  The vibrator became my most favorite playmate, alone or with a friend!

Submit your own first time stories here.

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The No-No Place is open for business!

It’s been a long time coming, but finally this little shop is here for all of your naughty (but discrete) delights.  Whether you want something for yourself, or a treat to share with a friend, you can find it here at TNNP.

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